I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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