i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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