Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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