your thong is hanging out like whoa
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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