For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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