I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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