problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
i believe in u and ur pee
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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