Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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