My balls are so social today.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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