Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I AM VODKA MAN
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
