What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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