problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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