I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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