i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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