U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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