i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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