no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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