Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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