I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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