Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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