she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
There r osticjed everywhere
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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