Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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