Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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