glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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