I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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