well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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