Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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