Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
