Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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