We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
tell your sister to shave her snatch
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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