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(952): View more from Minnesota

True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.

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(810): View more from Michigan

we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You're just horny.

(1-401): View more from Rhode Island

Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.

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(330): View more from Ohio

COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.

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