i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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