There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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