it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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