belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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