His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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