dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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