Where is the hickey?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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