Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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