You smell like a Billy Joel song
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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