so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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