We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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