ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
