How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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