He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize