Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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