East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
