so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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