Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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