filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You may now shotgun with the bride
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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