You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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