Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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