yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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