I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
In America we eat man semen.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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