i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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